Personal Publicists: Liars, Excusers, and Yes-Men

stabbtastic editor's note: Just a quick venting, I was feeling hostile towards these idiots. I may expand on this.

I can fix it, I have the techonology.

For now, take it as you will. It's not much, just the tip....

At best, they are the shallow and pea-brained gossip relics from the halls of highschool. At worst, they are cheaply-bought degenerate liars with a flimsy moral compass, selling digestable excuses to the masses for the embarassing mis-steps of the rich and powerful in exchange for discarded table scraps and a ride on the proverbial coat tails. They are the begging, mongrel dog that slaves for the stripped bone.

It is said that in most professions, those who can't, teach. But in this regard, those who have nothing to offer but are dying to bathe in the limelight, pitch and spin.